blown seal
A penguin was driving through the desert when his car broke down. He
waddled to the nearest phone to call AAA. His car was quickly towed
to the nearest garage where the mechanic told him he would need a
couple of hours to check out the car. The penguin, being a good
natured bird, didn't complain but wandered off to find the closest
supermarket. He proceeded to the frozen foods section and hung out
near the fish sticks. After awhile he got in the freezer next to the
vanilla ice cream and ate several gallons. Then he saw the time and
went back to the garage covered in ice cream. The mechanic walked
over to him wiping his hands and shaking his head saying, "It looks
like you blown a seal." Blushing, the penguin said, "no no no,
It's just ice cream"