bowl of chili
Heres my take on a joke I heard the other day.
Enjoy, Cp
This homeless guy sits down at a road side Inn hungry and tired from his weary travels.
He digs in his pocket but only has enough money for a cup of coffee.
While drinking his coffee he notices this guy at the lunch counter just sitting and staring at this huge bowl of chili.
With his mouth watering he watches the guy as he just sits there staring at this delicious looking bowl of chili!
He finally gets the nerver and walks up and asks " sir if your not gonna eat that big bowl of delicious chili, may I have it? "I am tired and hungry and I don't have enough money to buy anything to eat"
The guys says help yourself my friend and graciously slides the giant bowl of chili towards him.
After about 30 minutes of eating on this gigantic bowl of chili, he begins to get queezy and eventually ends up throwing up everything right back into the big bowl.
The guy at the lunch counter turns and looks at him and says.
"That's about as far as I got too". :lol: