One day a boy's father walks into his room sits down on the bed and says "ok son today I want to have the father son coversation with you." the boy says "dad is this really necessary?" and the father interups and says "son it is perfectly normal to masterbate everynow and then." the boys gets up and starts to walk away and his face turns blank and embarassed. the father then says"now it is human nature to pet the one eyed snake every now and then just dont do it to much or you will go blind". The boy replies "dad I'm over here."