bluegrassjh

Two roofers were up on a barn doin some repairs. When they stopped to take a break theey noticed that their ladder had fallen. Being in the middle of nowhere they knew they couldn't wait for help...it could be hours, it could be days. So they walked to each end of the roof to look for a way down. One guy turns to say there's no way down and his friend is gone. A minute later he comes strolling around the corner of the barn. "How'd you get down there?" he says. He replies "I jumped from this end". The man walks to the edge and looks down only to see a HUGE pile of horse crap, and replies "It looks deep". The guy on the ground says "Don't be scared...it's only ankle deep". So the guy jumps...splat-all the way up to his neck. "I thought you said it was only ankle deep?!?" "It was..I jumped head first."


Used to be a roofer for almost 10 yrs...this ones a oldy.