Why don't you bring your 3 cylinder street rocket to Pa and I'll have to line you up with the baddest assed 1990 Ford Escort LX I run? It has such great creature comforts like an oil soaked 1.9l(so tires can break loose) a whopping 4 blade fan(to give more pulling power) and a set of 165/14's on hubcap wheels. I tell my wife I am a severe "chick magnet" while driving this car wearing my lime green T shirts and stylish safety sunglasses to work. Like you...I too look damn good while driving.I bought Eugene the Escort for a measley $1200 bucks and since last year when I bought it,I saved 10,000 miles on my other cars. It runs good pulling between 35-37 mpg at 70 mph and all I have done to it is add oil between oil changes(using the used oil from my truck and Jeep :mrgreen: )and tune it up once. It has 185,000 miles on it and leaks like a detroit diesel,but gets me around. I taught my daughter how to drive on this POS but it serves its purpose.
I laughed alot at your story and shared it with some friends and got the same laughter as well.You need to write a book or something. You are definitely wasting your talents... :mrgreen: