Old 06-26-2008, 07:58 PM
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olds48
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Default Southerners rule...no offense Northerners

Like I said,Notherners are cool,too. But......FRIENDS VS. SOUTHERN FRIENDS



FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Always bring the food.







FRIENDS: Will say 'hello'.

SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.







FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.

SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad







FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Cry with you.







FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.

SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing, and just being together.







FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.







FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' back-ends that left you.







FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, 'I'm home!'







FRIENDS: will visit you in jail



SOUTHERN FRIENDS: will spend the night in jail with you ???







FRIENDS: will visit you in the hospital when you're sick



SOUTHERN FRIENDS: will cut your grass and clean your house then come spend the night with you in the hospital and cook for you when you come home







FRIENDS: have you on speed dial



SOUTHERN FRIENDS: have your number memorized







FRIENDS: Are for a while.

SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Are for life.







FRIENDS: Might ignore this.

SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will forward this to all their Southern Friends





Which one are you?
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