Did everyone hear me say that Elle Mae was Hot? She was SOOOO HOT. Ahead of her time in fact... man, if I were only a Clampitt back then... or if I could be like her second cousin or something.
"Hey cousin ElleMae, do need me to put on some sun tan lotion on your back while you are by poolside?" "Well, since I am here, maybe I could also put some on your... "What's that Elle-Baby, you have not been w/ a man in HOW many years?" Oh well, I know we are cousins, but I have this idea.... -then that funky music starts- You know the rest.