Heres one... "Hey honey, (my wife) does this shirt make me look fat?" No, honey... it looks nice" Well, what do you mean "nice??" (Now I know that I am screwd at this point)... looking for a better answer, i say: "I mean, it looks REALLY nice" ... then she thinks it is not the right shirt. It's the old "catch22" thing... what is the right answer... is there a right answer??? true story... this has happened.
Anyways, on a different subject: have i told you today that i think my DOG is more of a man compared to OBAMA??? (just thought I would mention that).