Steve Hall the comedian with the puppet "Shotgun Red" has a whole bunch of em for ford chevy ..all of em.
Fiat...(in an italian acent) Fix it again Tony
AMC "Aint my car"
Ford Backwards "Driver returns on Foot"
Dodge "Dem old dudes go everywhere"
Ford Flip over and read directions, Flimsy old rebuilt dodge
Pinto Put in new transmision often
GMC Got mechanic coming
Toyota "Too often Yankee overprice this auto"
Chevrolet Cracked heads every valve rattles oil leaks exhaust toots.