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Old 04-22-2009, 08:22 PM
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TheYellaBrick
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Default Heartbeat of America......

There was a report of a large man dressed in black who apparently attempted to abduct a 10 year old girl yesterday while she was walking home from school.

The man approached her slowly on his motorcycle and said "hey little girl - how would you like to go for a ride?"

The little girl kept walking trying not to make eye contact.

The biker then said "I'll give you $10 if you get on the back of my motorcycle"

The little girl just kept walking - picking up the pace a little.

The biker caught back up with her and this time offered her $20 to get on the bike with him.

The little girl still trying to ignore him picked up the pace a little more.

The biker persisted and this time said "allright, my final offer - I'll give you $20 and a big bag of candy if you just go around the block with me"

The little girl finally whirled around and angrily shouted "Listen Dad - you're the one that bought a Honda instead of a Harley - you ride it!"
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