u might be a hot rodder if:
the first thing u do when ur looking to buy a new car is ask how fast is it?
u put a cherry bomb on ur wife brand new car while shes at work!
u throw the 24 inch rims in the scrap pile and buy a set of them old corvette rallys.
ur idea of a new painted job is 15 spray cans of flat black paint.
you put a new engine in your car just to see how fast u can blow it!!
u trade ur wifes new honda for a old chevelle.
ur alarm clock is wired to a 350 chevy with headers next to your bed!!