Outlaw, grow a thicker skin. That joke has been around as long as this country has . . Pick a state or a society and it's been used on them . .
Plus, I have a grandson from Louisana and He sure as hell isn't any Thomas Edison! Out of all 9 of my grandkids, when he comes in the room you can feel the IQ average drop just a tad . .
Just jokin' till you asked for specifics . .