I LUV going into the local Auto Wrong when they have a new person. THe ones who know me get 'busy' so the new peep waits on me. Then they all laugh at the result.
ME 'I need a set of 8 3833 Autolite plugs"
Newb What is the vehicle they are for
ME Doesn't matter, I just need the plugs
Newb I need the specific vehicle sir, exasperated voice...
Me 1978 Chevrolet LUV
Newb Engine size
Me 428 small block
Newb Blank stare at computer screen...
Me and old hands who know me laugh loudly
Newb pissed look on face