You are both good dudes. I think it is the "e-mail tone" that differs so much from the human tone you guys are used to at the track or in person.
Sam: the way I saw it was you were about enter the monthly the Ford/Chevy/Mopar/Yugo/Peugeot (love that one)/Fiat (Suicide will get me for that)/WHATEVER bashing roast.... but it took a turn when El~SUPERBEASTO turned the tables & made a drag-wager bet. No harm done...
Anyways, the diff secret is "QUADRATRAC"... that is right boys.... pour some of that crap in there w/ some Slick 50 & she will amaze ya. (Not even Chuck Norris knows this)