Good one Scorp.
Here is mine:
'It will not be sporty, if you buy from Shorty...
'For his motives are flakey; leaving his buyers feeling bent over & achey...
as he tells his buyers one thing & does another; he has no loyalty, not even to his own mother.
'They call him "Shorty" for a good reason; his small man-hood is incapable of pleasin'. But do not be fooled by Shorty's small stature, he is an artist at being a thief & a snatcher.
'We all have seen Shorty's bad threads of the past, for his rap-sheet is wide as it is vast.
'Victims continue to expose Shorty's dirty deeds, as Shorty's alibi's continue to bleed... until the fine day Shorty is seen at the track, surely what will ensue will be a great attack. Shorty's deals will simply be no more; as all of the world will know him as a whore.
Scoot