howz about;
Roses are red Violets are Blue
if I sell you a car you know you are screwed,
The car that is junk sure isnt sporty,
The log you just bent over,
says made by Shorty.
Forgive me guys, best I could do
Scorp
Discalimer: Any similarities to any existing Shorty's is purely coincidental. This is a general poem about a fictitious shorty.