Joke
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he
pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. 'Amazing,' he thought as he flew
down the interstate, pushing the pedal even more. But looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, blue
and red lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What
am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper
walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes, plus today is Friday. If you
can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go. 'The old gentleman paused then said,
'Three years ago, my wife ran off with a State-Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.' 'Have a good
day, Sir,' replied the trooper.