DOCTOR TOM'S CURE FOR CONSTIPATION
DOCTOR TOM'S CURE FOR CONSTIPATION
If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, repeat The following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:
"My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm
Emmanuel, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, and Al Gore."
If that doesn't scare the crap out of you, then you are probably Destined to be full of it for the rest of your life.
Dr. Tom