Man, I would love to see that!! makes me want to eat some re-fryed beans & go light it up in China... show them a good American tradition. Arrested??? bring it on Chow Yuk, lets just see what kind of man you are. Hell, my son & and I use farting as a form of communication in our home... it's a part of our heritage!! My 7 year old by himself could bring them down in one big FART cloud single handedly... enough to make Officer Chow Yuk think it was a whole outlaw gang of FART OFFENDERS... Arrest us??? I THINK NOT.