EARLY VALENTINE’S DAY SHOPPING JOKE
EARLY VALENTINE’S DAY SHOPPING
It was the night before Valentine’s Day and the policeman was in a happy mood.
He is strolling along when he comes upon a prisoner who was in one of the cells, ‘What are you charged with?’ asked the policeman.
To which the prisoner replied, ‘Doing my Valentine’s Day shopping too early.’
‘Why that’s no crime’, the puzzled policeman declared.
‘Just how early were you doing this shopping?’
The prisoner raised an eyebrow and shrugged his shoulders and announced, ‘Ah, before the store opened’.