I'm sick no work
CHINESE SICK LEAVE: "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"
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> Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I
> really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come
> work." The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need
> you today.
> When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
> That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
> Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel
> great. I be at work soon......... You got nice house."