dad at the mall
 

Subject: DAD AT THE MALL
>>>
>>> I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes.
>>> We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was
>>> watching a teenager sitting next to him.
>>> The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red,
>>> orange, and blue.
>>> My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him
>>> staring every time.
>>> When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the
>>> matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
>>>
>>> Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not
>>> choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.
>>> And in classic style he did not bat an eye and said,
>>>
>>> 'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering
>>> if you were my son.'

:P

I know some guys that got drunk and cooked a peacock on night many many years ago. Said it tasted like chiken. True story. :D :D

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