sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.
> > He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the > middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned > to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. > > He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in > deeper. > > He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became > worried and decided to go to the hospital. > > As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her > date. > > After being informed of the problem, their daughter's' date said he > could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, > then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to > blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. > The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted > that it was nothing. > Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'That's so > wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going To be when he > grows older?' > > The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law.' |
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