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fastbowtie 05-09-2007 02:47 PM

Calmness in Our Lives
 
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could
all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice

Heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil
proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and
hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning,
I finished
off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's
Irish Cream, a bottle of Vodka
a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription,
the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates.

He was RITE

You have no idea how Freaking GOOD I feel.

chevguy65 05-09-2007 03:13 PM

LOL...man Donn that Dr Phil is a freakin genius...I am going to start my therapy right now...see you in a few days

jbsjunk 05-09-2007 04:01 PM

I finished my dinner (yummy), finished a half bag of Combos and polished off what was left in the pop bottle.

I need a nap. :oops:

mcracecars 05-09-2007 06:22 PM

I just finished off the rest of the ice cream... :lol:

jbsjunk 05-09-2007 06:32 PM

Hope it wasn't mine. :evil:

SG1024 05-09-2007 06:43 PM

I am just finishing changing boxers from pissing my self from laughing so hard does that count? :oops: good one fastbowtie. Gotta love that doctor has all the answers

ash 05-09-2007 07:00 PM

I think that you got some rank advice..... I followed that advice and finished off a bottle of Southern Comfort........idont feel so good. :oops:


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