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spib 09-15-2007 07:28 AM

smart girl
 
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He

smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.





Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the
wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.





Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her

attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating .





'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.





'They're mating,' her father replied.



'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.





'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.



'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.





As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent
question he replied 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'





The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment,
then took her foot and stomped them flat, saying 'Well, we're not
having any of that brokeback mountain shit in our garden.'

chevguy65 09-15-2007 09:13 AM

LOL :D :shock: :D

lookingaround 09-15-2007 09:54 AM

ditto

ash 09-15-2007 11:03 AM

Atta girl! :lol: Ya gotta love the way those little girls tell it like it is. :lol:

jbsjunk 09-15-2007 06:52 PM

*sigh* Bigotry starts at home. :evil:

mark6052 09-18-2007 07:30 PM

a joke or truth?
 
its not bigotry to honestly dislike something. more spiders should be stepped on. :wink:

jbsjunk 09-19-2007 03:44 AM

Just be ready when the spider steps on you.


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