blonde cowboy
 

The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy
coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots,
so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks
'Why in the world are you walking around like this?'

The Cowboy says, 'Well it's like this Sheriff. I was in the bar down the
road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home
with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to
pull off my shirt... So I did.

Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants... So I did.

Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts...so I did.

Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to
town cowboy...

'And here I am.'

Son of a Gun - Blonde Men do exist!

:shock:

:lol: Carl,.....I told you `bout them wemin! Dadgummit! :lol:

I know....but I am a sucker for a red head in a skirt.

I just don't get the part of why she got me undressed and then told me to go to town...I was hoping for...well, maybe a good game of Kanasta