the doctors office
 

A man went to his appointment with the urologist. In the examining room he told the doctor, "Don't laugh!"

"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In more than twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," the man said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'willie' the doctor had ever seen.

It wasn't any bigger than a triple A battery..

Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing hysterically. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. "I'm so sorry," he said. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?"



"It's swollen," the man replied.

An Indian Chief walks into a grocery store and asks for toilet paper.The clerk asks" What kind do you want,The Red Label for $4,the Blue Label for $2,or this no-name brand for fifty cents?"

The Chief replies"UHM, me takem no-name"

A couple days later the Indian chief returns and asks for more toilet paper."Want another roll of the no-name?"The clerks asks

"No" the Chief says,"I wantum Blue Label....and I have name for no-name paper"

"Really?" the clerk asks,"what is it?"

The Chief replies"John Wayne"

"John Wayne?How did you come up with that?"

"Cause it rough,it tough,and it no takum shit off Indian"

Dammit the docter gave me his word he wouldn't let this 1 out. :oops:

he must only stay up for a 9-sec ride. :lol:

lol lol :lol:

How do you kill a guy with a Marshmellow?

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You find a guy with a marshmellow and shoot him.

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