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lookingaround 11-07-2007 12:23 PM

after the honeymoon
 
Please excuse the rough language in the following story...
I would have deleted them, but the story wouldn't be the same.


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A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon.

When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.

"Well," said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?"

Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."

Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to take me home..., "PLEASE MAMA! "

"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words?"

"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"

"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"

Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama...., he said words like: dust, wash, iron, and cook..."

"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother

performanceengin 11-07-2007 12:29 PM

now that is funny. i don't care hoo ya are :D :D :D

chevguy65 11-07-2007 02:10 PM

LMAO...I knew it

motion427 11-07-2007 02:19 PM

:shock: :shock: :shock:
And I never saw her agian 8)

ash 11-12-2007 06:12 PM

Please hurry up and pick her up! Her whinning is getting on my nerves! :lol:


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