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insane4fbodys 05-28-2008 12:08 PM

The Post Turtle
 
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.
The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'."
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.
The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'."
The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just want to help the dumb a$$ get down."

Nothing implied, just a joke.

OneBadGMC 05-28-2008 12:25 PM

lol

mopar1968 05-28-2008 12:32 PM

:lol: :lol: i like that one :lol: :lol:

kwkracing 05-28-2008 01:24 PM

obama
 
I agree!!!

Scooterz 06-02-2008 04:05 PM

I just got that same quote on an e-mail at work today... how true!!! Anyways, face it.... we are in BIG trouble with that fool. Scarey.... how did he get to where he is at??? He can't even Pledge Allegaince... that is our presidentail candidate... WHAT???

Tod74 06-06-2008 08:07 AM

I am going to tell my boss he is a post turtle tomorrow...lol

Tod74 06-06-2008 08:11 AM


Originally Posted by Rigsby
I just got that same quote on an e-mail at work today... how true!!! Anyways, face it.... we are in BIG trouble with that fool. Scarey.... how did he get to where he is at??? He can't even Pledge Allegaince... that is our presidentail candidate... WHAT???

Can't be much worse than shrub.

v8Fiero 06-06-2008 10:44 AM


Originally Posted by Tod74
Can't be much worse than shrub.

x2!!! get the fuzzy beaver out of the oval office!

olds48 06-08-2008 10:46 AM


Originally Posted by Tod74
I am going to tell my boss he is a post turtle tomorrow...lol

Let us know how that works for ya!! :lol: :lol:


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