Some of you guys can relate
 

'OLD' IS WHEN...
> Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs
> and make love,' and you answer,
> 'Pick one; I can't do both!'
>
>
> 'OLD' IS WHEN...
> Your friends compliment you
> on your new alligator
> shoes and you're barefoot.
>
>
> 'OLD' IS WHEN...
> A sexy babe catches your fancy
> and your pacemaker opens the garage door,
>
> 'OLD' IS WHEN...
> Going braless
> pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
>
> 'OLD' IS WHEN...
> You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have
> to go along.
>
>
> 'OLD' IS WHEN...
> You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police
>
> 'OLD' IS WHEN...
> 'Getting a little action'
> means you don't need to take any fiber today.
>
> 'OLD' IS WHEN...
> 'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.
>
> 'OLD' IS WHEN...
> An 'all nighter' means not getting up
> to use the bathroom.
>
> AND
>
> 'OLD' IS WHEN...
> You are not sure these are jokes?
>
>
>

:shock: :shock: MAN I AM OLD!!!! :shock: :shock:

i hate to say this but.... you know your getting old when you sit
down and you sit on your acorns, ouch :(

Acorns that used to be hardballs :P :P :P

don't get me wrong, their still hard, but their just stretching :lol:

LMFAO!!