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mopar1968 05-15-2009 06:36 PM

MOPAR
 
What MOPAR stand's for;

Massively Over Powered And Respected

Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly

Made Of Performance And Reliability

Massively Out Performed All Resistance

And What Chevrolet Stands For;

Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips



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cepx111 05-15-2009 11:03 PM

What about fords, they cant be left out.
Found
on
road
dead


I heard all mopars come with walking shoes in the glove box?

So when they break down, you have a nice pair of shoes to walk home with....lol

Tod74 05-16-2009 01:22 AM

Massively
over
Priced
American
Rust Buckets

dparker 05-16-2009 05:53 AM

My Old Pig Aint Running

Most Often Passed At Races

Mostly Old Paint And Rust

Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously

mopar1968 05-16-2009 06:22 AM

Now this is getting good, But let's not forget-- Fix Or Repair Daily


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fla1976 05-16-2009 06:30 AM

MOPAR
 
Move Off Pavement And Repair

suicidebomb 05-16-2009 06:51 AM

First On Race Day

fla1976 05-16-2009 07:32 AM

MOPAR
 
Mercury's
Old
Pistons
And
Rods

chrisr 05-16-2009 08:24 AM

Flying
Objects
Rendured
Dangerous

Tod74 05-16-2009 09:29 AM

Steve Hall the comedian with the puppet "Shotgun Red" has a whole bunch of em for ford chevy ..all of em.

Fiat...(in an italian acent) Fix it again Tony

AMC "Aint my car"

Ford Backwards "Driver returns on Foot"

Dodge "Dem old dudes go everywhere"

Ford Flip over and read directions, Flimsy old rebuilt dodge
Pinto Put in new transmision often

GMC Got mechanic coming

Toyota "Too often Yankee overprice this auto"

Chevrolet Cracked heads every valve rattles oil leaks exhaust toots.


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