MOPAR
What MOPAR stand's for;
Massively Over Powered And Respected Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly Made Of Performance And Reliability Massively Out Performed All Resistance And What Chevrolet Stands For; Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips ''JUST MY TWO CENT'S WORTH'' http://www.racingjunk.com/profile/163312 |
What about fords, they cant be left out.
Found on road dead I heard all mopars come with walking shoes in the glove box? So when they break down, you have a nice pair of shoes to walk home with....lol |
Massively
over Priced American Rust Buckets |
My Old Pig Aint Running
Most Often Passed At Races Mostly Old Paint And Rust Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously |
Now this is getting good, But let's not forget-- Fix Or Repair Daily
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MOPAR
Move Off Pavement And Repair
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First On Race Day
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MOPAR
Mercury's
Old Pistons And Rods |
Flying
Objects Rendured Dangerous |
Steve Hall the comedian with the puppet "Shotgun Red" has a whole bunch of em for ford chevy ..all of em.
Fiat...(in an italian acent) Fix it again Tony AMC "Aint my car" Ford Backwards "Driver returns on Foot" Dodge "Dem old dudes go everywhere" Ford Flip over and read directions, Flimsy old rebuilt dodge Pinto Put in new transmision often GMC Got mechanic coming Toyota "Too often Yankee overprice this auto" Chevrolet Cracked heads every valve rattles oil leaks exhaust toots. |
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