LOLOLOLOL !!!
 

Jay Leno has the highest ratings of any late-night show, but his politically correct network is getting rid of him!

So now he has nothing to lose by going for the jokes that others dare not tell . . .







"I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, but I don't want to
get audited by the IRS."



On NSA surveillance: "We wanted a president who listens to all Americans -
now we have one."


On a new IRS commissioner: "He's called 'acting commissioner' because he has
to act like the scandal doesn't involve the White House."



On closing the Guantanamo prison for terrorists: "If he really wants to
close it, turn it into a government-funded solar power company. The doors
will be shut in a month."



Concerning the Benghazi, Associated Press, and IRS scandals: "Remember in
the old days when President Obama's biggest embarrassment was Joe Biden?"



On Obama saying he didn't know about the IRS scandal: "He was too busy not
knowing anything about Benghazi to not know anything about the IRS."



"The White House has a new slogan about Benghazi: Hope and change the
subject."


"It's casual Friday, which means that at the White House, they're casually
going through everybody's phone calls and records."



"It is not looking good for President Obama. Today his teleprompter took the
fifth."



"Fox News has changed its slogan from 'Fair and Balanced' to 'See, I told
you so!'"



"These White House scandals are not going away anytime soon. People in Kenya
are now saying he's 100 percent American - that's how bad it's gotten."



On Obama's commencement address: "He told the young graduates their future
is bright unless, of course, they want jobs."



On a Chicago man who set a record for riding a ferris wheel: "The only way
to go around and around in a circle that many times is to read the official
report on Benghazi."



On White House claims of ignorance on the scandals: "They took 'Don't Ask,
Don't Tell' out of the Pentagon and moved it into the White House."

Leno is one of my favorites. I watch the monologue only and the "HEADLINES"

hell he should do like oprah and start his own network.id sign up for it in a heartbeat....

DD sad thing is those aren't jokes and even worse is all the Obamacare stuff Leno didn't mention.
I agree with Todd about Leno. He's the only one I watch and that's not often.