Three Questions for a Redneck Engineer
 

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3 Questions for a Redneck Engineer

Question # 1:
How much does a house weigh?

Question # 2:
How much weight can a rural two-lane bridge Hold???

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AND


Question # 3
WOULD THIS BE COVERED BY
HOME INSURANCE,
CAR INSURANCE,
OR, DOES
IT COME UNDER ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE ???


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didn't they sell wine coolers?
bartles and james?