Why men are never depressed.
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED
Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? - Your last name stays put. - The garage is all yours. - Wedding plans take care of themselves. - Chocolate is just another snack. - You can be President. - You can never be pregnant. - You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. - You can wear NO shirt to a water park. - Car mechanics tell you the truth. - The world is your urinal. - You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. - You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. - Same work, more pay. - Wrinkles add character. - Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. - People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. - New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. - One mood all the time. - Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. - You know stuff about tanks. - A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. - You can open all your own jars. - You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. - If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. - Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. - Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. - You almost never have strap problems in public. - You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. - Everything on your face stays its original color. - The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. - You only have to shave your face and neck. - You can play with toys all your life. - One wallet and one color for all seasons. - You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. - You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. - You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. - You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. :D No wonder men are happier! :lol: |
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funny :lol:
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clean your ears with a car key too...my dad does this. :D
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You forgot one thing, we don't bleed once a month....lol
Very funny. ><Cp |
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