costume party
 

A black couple is sitting around the night before a costume party when the man says woman go get me a costume.The woman goes out and brings back a superman outfit.The guy says "have you ever seen a black superman? i don’t think so, now go get me something i can wear."The woman now a little agitated goes out and brings back a batman costume.The guy is now a little bit pissed and says the same thing "go get me something i can wear."The woman is now severly pissed so she goes out and brings back three white buttons, a white belt, and a wooden 2x4.The man walks in and says what the fuck is this? Well, she says you can put the buttons on and go as a domino, or put the white belt around your waist and go as an oreo, or shove the 2x4 up your ass and go as a fudgesickle!!!