WISHES FOR A COMPUTER GEEK
 

WISHES FOR A COMPUTER GEEK

A computer geek was walking along when he saw a frog.

The frog said to the computer geek, “I am actually a beautiful woman. Kiss me and I will grant your every wish and fulfill your every need.”.

The computer geek bent down, picked up the frog, and put the frog in his pocket.

The frog began yelling, “Beautiful woman!! Every wish granted!! Every need fulfilled!!”.

The computer geek replied, “A beautiful woman I can do without, but a talking frog, now that’s cool!”