FOR THE GALS !
1. Men are like
Laxatives They irritate the crap out of you. 2 Men are like. Bananas The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like Chocolate Bars Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like Commercials You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 8. Men are like Government Bonds They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like Mascara They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like Popcorn They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like Snowstorms You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like Lava Lamps Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. |
Ho-Ho-Ho.............
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known.... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost. A MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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