Sunday Joke
 

a guy down on his luck takes his last $500 and goes to las vegas.he has a fantastic run of luck.he calls his wife and says, "honey, pack your bags.i just won over a million dollars in vegas.his wife says, "that's wonderful. what should i pack for...europe, the carribean?he says, "i don't care, just be gone when i get home. :D

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