you might be hot rodder IF;
 

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you have more money invested in you're car than the house.

you use WD40 as a aftershave.

air conditioned shop, not the house.

you plan vacations around car shows.

you use motors for nightstands.

you have all the parts stores places phone numbers memorized but not the wifes cell phone

you drive a car with working windshield wipers but no windshield,,[did that one]

a healthy lunch is a peanut butter and grease sandwich

the coffee is cold, you warm it up with the torch.

used a scrap piece of flat steel and a torch to cook a grilled cheese sandwich(did that)

you have $20,000 in tools to keep a $2,500 car running

you can tell the weight and brand of oil by taste

you can run a plasma cutter, welder, and a cutting torch but not the kitchen stove.

you do the christmas shopping at a swap meet.

you have more hotwheels and die cast cars than every kid on the block
(my den)

the smell of nitro has the same effect as viagra.

you have ruined more than one washing machine by not removing tools or nuts and bolts out of you're pants.

you only visit you're friends in reno so you have place to stay during hot august nights.

Did you have to throw that last one in there?? :lol: :lol:

You warm up your lunch on the engine.

always heated up lunch on the intake but make sure there are no holes
in the aluminum, my buddies tacos tasted like gas one tme, he hehe ha

NEED TO ADD;
" if you heat your bearings in the kitchen stove to fit over the pinion"
or
" if you go varooom varoooom, when you snore" ha ha haaa :D :wink:
good topic

I once told my wife if they made cologone tat smelt like burning rubber and racing gas, she would be in trouble. I did not see all the rooms in my house until a week after we moved in, all I knew was, it had a shop :D , that is all I needed.

LOL well thats where I will be 99% of the time once I get my shop up.

x2 good post!!!

you might be a hot rodder if your farts smell like burnt rubber :wink:

you might be a hot rodder (where i am) if a romantic night is scheduled for grafitti night and that romantic diner come from a pig shaped trailer ( btw grafitti night big carshow and cruise have some pic of this years in racespace albums)

u might be a hot rodder if:
 

the first thing u do when ur looking to buy a new car is ask how fast is it?

u put a cherry bomb on ur wife brand new car while shes at work!

u throw the 24 inch rims in the scrap pile and buy a set of them old corvette rallys.

ur idea of a new painted job is 15 spray cans of flat black paint.

you put a new engine in your car just to see how fast u can blow it!!


u trade ur wifes new honda for a old chevelle.


ur alarm clock is wired to a 350 chevy with headers next to your bed!!