Rocks and Boats
 

OK, Zipper nailed me on the rocks and boats question. So I gots a question for all you guys and gals, here it is:

What's the FIRST thing you know?

Hint: Lester and Earl knew. I'm willing to bet dollars to do-nuts you all know too!

Suicide-

I will admit, I do not claim to be the sharpest guy in the world, but I am completely lost... boats & rocks & Earl & the other dude. Did i miss something?? Scooter

Nevermind... I just got up to speed on the other thread. So how did a 300lb rock get in the boat?

Ok Scooter, the best guess I have is Zipper06 put the rock in the boat. If he didn't, I have no clue how or why the rock was placed in the boat. "boats and rocks" was just to get peoples attention. You're not lost, you may be a little confused. Lemme see if I can help you out, my name is Earl, but I ain't the Earl in the hint. Lester is the other dude, and is a very important clue to the answer. I never met Lester or Earl, but we all knew the answer to the question. So do you. At least I believe you do.
Anyhow, Whats the FIRST thing you know?

Oh, and BTW zipper knows too, whether he knows it or not!! So, did I clear that up for ya?

Completely confused :!: :oops:

Really? why? Are you confused all over more than any other place? Can I clarify? If I can, let me know.It's really simple though:

Whats the FIRST thing you know?

Hints are above.

Firs thing
 

Jed's a millionaire.

Yep, thats it!!! sung by Lester Flatt & Earl Scruggs :D :D

Earl put the rock in the boat. He did this because he wanted to be faster than Lester. When Lester realized the rock made a bigger wake in his boat, he decided to wake board becase he could pick up more chicks. This made Earl VERY ANGRY... because he caught no fish & got no chicks (because Lester was wake-boarding around him all the time). At the end of the day, Lester found out the Earl was a transvestite, so everything worked out ok.

I am getting close to the answer right?

Well no Rigs, ....ah..well ah.... You do have a very "interesting" imagination. :)

Boat
 

Of course, why didn't I think of that :?

Isn't Lester and Earl Larry's brother therefore they would be Darrel and Darrel's brother also which was cousins with Jed. :shock: :shock: :shock:

WHAT THE HELL :?: :?: :? :? :? :?

All I remember was Jed, Jethro, Ellie Mae, Granny, Mr.&Mrs. Drysdale, Miss Jane, and Claude the poodle, Oh, and Duke the bloodhound. I always thought the star of the show was the Model T.

I thought it was "well da first thing ya know"
Maybe that would of been to much of a giveaway :)
Good one though Earl, you had me.

Later Cp

Speaking of Science.....

http://videos.komando.com/2009/01/28...ience-winners/

Don't forget Pearl and Jeraldine :D
I liked Jethro when he was a double ought spy!!

I'd Plum forgot about Pearl and Jeraldine, and Jethros iron hat. Oh, and the model t, converted to the double naught spy car, with a big washtub. 8)

Suicide:

I am not getting this deal... but it would not be the first time I did not get a riddle. Here it goes... the first thing I knew was that there was a boat w/a Rock in it. You lost me when Earl & Lester came along.

I have to admit, Elle Mae was HOT. I had a crush on her big time.

Hey men! I think with all this talk about rocks in a boat,you guys got too much time on your hands!!!See ya later,I AM going back out in the garage and talk to my wrenches.FISHMANJOE

Not sure what answer that Suicidebomb was looking for with the question, But in reality, the first thing we learn in life is LOVE, and sometime during life we tend to forget that.

Zip.

I thought Jeraldine was hot :shock: :shock:
She did look a LOT like Jethro though :lol:

Zip- that was fairly deep compared to what I was thinking for the answer. Anyways, true story. Scooter

don't leave out cousin Betsy

Fla1976 answered the riddle correctly.

Ohhhhhhh it was a riddle :? :? :? Still :!: :!: Oookay :!: :!:

Riddle
 

The riddle was "The first thing you know". That is from the song from the Beverly Hill Billies TV show, that was performed by Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs. The part after that is "Jed's a millionaire". Just an obscure trivia question. That is why people were referencing Jethro, Granny etc.

didnt the kin-folks say move away from there!

Said Californy is the place you oughta be, so they loaded up the truck, and they moved to Beverlee.....Hills that is....

Jed used to say"I gotta have a looong talk with that boy"

Did everyone hear me say that Elle Mae was Hot? She was SOOOO HOT. Ahead of her time in fact... man, if I were only a Clampitt back then... or if I could be like her second cousin or something.

"Hey cousin ElleMae, do need me to put on some sun tan lotion on your back while you are by poolside?" "Well, since I am here, maybe I could also put some on your... "What's that Elle-Baby, you have not been w/ a man in HOW many years?" Oh well, I know we are cousins, but I have this idea.... -then that funky music starts- You know the rest.

You need a COOOOLLDD shower Rigsby
down boy !!! :lol:

Riddle
 

I believe it was called the "cement pond". At least you didn't start fantasizing about Miss Hathaway!!!!!!

OOUUCCHHH. that ruined it. fantasy gone.

SCOOT ! Ya need to jump into that cement pond and cool off somewhat.....