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earthquake 03-23-2008 05:56 PM


Originally Posted by slowmotion
If a barn has a peak running east to west, the wind is blowing out of the north, and a rooster lays an egg exactly on the peak, Which way will it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs, hens do.

But if a hen layed the egg, it would roll south off the roof.

earthquake 03-23-2008 05:59 PM


Originally Posted by insane4fbodys
Your good, how about how many of each animal did moses take on the ark?

Moses was the guy with the stone tablets, Noah was the guy with the ark.

hotrod1024 03-27-2008 06:12 PM


Originally Posted by Tod74
Why do poor people smell like sour milk?

http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/f...74/cartman.jpg

Glad to see some other Southpark fans. :lol: :lol: :lol:

insane4fbodys 04-05-2008 03:19 PM

Yeap your right, but when read you get to think about it more then if someone just pops it off to you. So since you know that, how about, where was moses when the lights went off?

fla1976 04-05-2008 04:59 PM

Moses
 
IN THE DARK!!

insane4fbodys 04-05-2008 06:27 PM

HAHAHA, correct. Too many old jokes here huh? :lol:

slowmotion 04-05-2008 08:25 PM

Which side of a rabbit has the most fur?

RonOwensRacing 04-05-2008 08:42 PM

If you dig a hole 3 Foot By 3 Foot and 3 foot deep how much dirt is in it.

slowmotion 04-06-2008 06:48 AM


Originally Posted by slowmotion
Which side of a rabbit has the most fur?

The outside

gearhead1011 04-06-2008 09:55 AM


Originally Posted by rlmotorsports
If you dig a hole 3 Foot By 3 Foot and 3 foot deep how much dirt is in it.

none, if you dug the hole you took the dirt out...


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