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Originally Posted by fishmanjoe
HELL!I am giving my wife a toaster.That way if she gets mad at me ,she will burn my toast,not shoot me.FISHMANJOE
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yea settin up more storys for SNAPED when wifes kill their spouse,
one story had wife/husband working as jail guards, he got out of line and he ended up on SNAPED, wifes who lose it, good luck :wink: i'll stick to giving her panties from victoria secret, ha ha reminds me of police academy when the man/wife cops get down in bed and have guns hidden all over and one goes off in the dark :wink: |
man i watch that show snapped, its made me hide all my guns and i got alot of guns long guns handguns alot of guns.i also have learned to sleep REAL lite., cause im always pissin her off. im sniffing my food, counting the knives, and checking my brakes. this show has me so damn scared ive started to say yes maam.lol no really
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did i forget to mention shes only 5ft 2 and weighs 115. scary woman, pretty hot but scary!!!
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XMAS GIFT
My wife wants somthing that goes form 0 to 200 in 5 sec. so I got her a bathroom scale.. KRAZYKEN
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Re: XMAS GIFT
Originally Posted by krazy55ken
My wife wants somthing that goes form 0 to 200 in 5 sec. so I got her a bathroom scale.. KRAZYKEN
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krazy 55 that was a good one to bad you dont have the balls to actually say it to her
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krazy55ken
How much money would you like to put on that...... she has been around for 32 years and hasent killed me yet..
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LOL :D ...I hear ya Guys......But Bottom Line if she ever wanted to shoot me i got enough of my own Iron around the house she could use to do it with (4 handguns 3 shot guns and One AR-15..countless of Knifes)..she wouldn't need her own...
i am also a Knife man. i collected them when i were Younger. back in the law-enforcement days i also strapped on a Boot Knife each shift under bottom cuff of my pants ( explorer dagger) ( not within dept policy :roll: )...but hey.. in the streets it was war each day better to have it than not. Lot of Quick close Quarter hand to hand take downs/combat took place in these smaller ghetto living rooms on these domestics etc...way faster then you could ever prepare Back when i 1st went on the force all we had was standard issue model 10 S&W with two 6 round speed loaders. there were a rash of ARM ROBBERIES around town happening on night watch...Many guys on my Platoon was bringing in our own personal weapons and shoulder holstering them cause the bad guy was packing some serious heat.. the younger guys can have it Now... :) |
Originally Posted by bjuice
LOL :D ...I hear ya Guys......But Bottom Line if she ever wanted to shoot me i got enough of my own Iron around the house she could use to do it with (4 handguns 3 shot guns and One AR-15..countless of Knifes)..she wouldn't need her own...
i am also a Knife man. i collected them when i were Younger. back in the law-enforcement days i also strapped on a Boot Knife each shift under bottom cuff of my pants ( explorer dagger) ( not within dept policy :roll: )...but hey.. in the streets it was war each day better to have it than not. Lot of Quick close Quarter hand to hand take downs/combat took place in these smaller ghetto living rooms on these domestics etc...way faster then you could ever prepare Back when i 1st went on the force all we had was standard issue model 10 S&W with two 6 round speed loaders. there were a rash of ARM ROBBERIES around town happening on night watch...Many guys on my Platoon was bringing in our own personal weapons and shoulder holstering them cause the bad guy was packing some serious heat.. the younger guys can have it Now... :) |
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