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THERATTLER
03-05-2011, 05:55 PM
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is

700,000.


(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians

per year are


120,000.


(C) Accidental deaths per physician

is


0.171


Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of

Health and Human Services.


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Now think about this:


Guns


(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S.


is


80,000,000.


(Yes, that's 80 million)


(B) The number of accidental gun deaths


per year, all age groups,


is


1,500.


(C) The number of accidental deaths


per gun owner


is


.0000188


Statistics courtesy of FBI



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So, statistically, doctors are approximately


9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.


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Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'


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FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN,


BUT


Almost everyone has at least one doctor.

This means you are over 9,000 times more likely to be killed by a doctor as by a gun owner!!!


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Please alert your friends

to this

alarming threat.

We must ban doctors

before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!


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Out of concern for the public at large,


We withheld the statistics on


lawyers


for fear the shock would cause


people to panic and seek medical attention!

mopar1968
03-05-2011, 07:36 PM
Hey Paul i showed this to my wife and she said if they only knew :!: {public} Some of you might not know she has been a operating nurse for 23 years :!:



Mark

BEAST477
03-06-2011, 01:56 AM
Man Mark, you've been doing good against the odds. You should go buy a lottery ticket. :lol: Don't tell her I said that :wink: .

contagious
03-06-2011, 05:01 AM
wow.!!! Just wow. :shock:

TheYellaBrick
03-06-2011, 06:54 AM
If a Conservative doesn't want to go to a doctor, HE DOESN'T !
If a Liberal doesn't want to go to a doctor, he want's the doctor to COME TO HIM !
Disclosure;('HIM' being a gender non specific name for 'human' of either gender) We/us/I must be politically correct when speaking of Liberals....... :roll: :roll: :roll:

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Harbone
03-06-2011, 09:42 AM
so if I only have one doctor and own a dozen guns, does it make my odds better or worse :?: :?

mopar1968
03-09-2011, 12:19 PM
Well Chris that depend's ! Do you take a gun with you to the Dr :?: If the answer is yes then i would say your odd's are better :!: :lol: :lol:




Mark

Goomba
03-09-2011, 12:37 PM
Well Chris that depend's ! Do you take a gun with you to the Dr :?: If the answer is yes then i would say your odd's are better :!: :lol: :lol:




Mark


Glad for the doctor that saved my life when I had my heart atack. Or save my grand kids life when she almost died. I would rather have them.

slowmotion
03-09-2011, 05:08 PM
What if your Dr. owns a gun?