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TheYellaBrick
03-04-2011, 07:42 AM
If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
(Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he's "offended.

mopar1968
03-04-2011, 08:14 AM
C :!: :lol: :lol:

signsbyesa
03-04-2011, 01:39 PM
man that is so true, :wink:

MEMRACING62
03-04-2011, 01:47 PM
C :!: :!: :!:

lively
03-04-2011, 01:50 PM
TRUE :lol: :lol: :lol:

TheYellaBrick
03-04-2011, 05:20 PM
You'll notice that Conservatives are more SELF RELIANT......we'll also stand up and do the right thing WITHOUT being 'told' to. We don't even have to 'think about it' because WE HAVE NO AGENDA.

"We're AMERICANS, we just GET IT DONE"

dragonmaster093
03-04-2011, 05:54 PM
im just an american lots of things i doont like these days but not enough people will stand up the just grumble and look the other way jmo

wazup
03-04-2011, 05:59 PM
VERRY TRUE


I injoy reading your post thanks for posting them.

outlaw256
03-05-2011, 01:22 AM
dragon you hit it head on.i am a american and i hate what our country has become,im tired of hearing aint nothing i can do. like hell there isnt.

badrat1430
03-06-2011, 08:19 AM
dragon you hit it head on.i am a american and i hate what our country has become,im tired of hearing aint nothing i can do. like hell there isnt.

x2

mopar1968
03-06-2011, 01:04 PM
Well fellow Americans if things continue on the path they are on we had better get our guns out because there might be a uprising against the goverment :!:


Mark

slowmotion
03-07-2011, 08:43 AM
Here's an interesting analogy that I was sent.

A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat, and among other liberal ideals, was very much in favor of higher taxes to support more government programs, in other words, redistribution of wealth.
She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch Republican, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his.
One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher taxes on the rich and the need for more government programs. The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be the truth and she indicated so to her father. He responded by asking how she was doing in school.
Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying, which left her no time to go out and party like other people she knew. She didn't even have time for a boyfriend, and didn't really have many college friends because she spent all her time studying.
Her father listened and then asked, 'How is your friend Audrey doing?' She replied, 'Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are easy classes, she never studies, and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She is so popular on campus; college for her is a blast. She's always invited to all the parties and lots of times she doesn't even show up for classes because she's too hung over.'
Her wise father asked his daughter, 'Why don't you go to the Dean's office and ask him to deduct 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your friend who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA.'
The daughter, visibly shocked by her father's suggestion, angrily fired back, 'That's a crazy idea, how would that be fair! I've worked really hard for my grades! I've invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work! Audrey has done next to nothing toward her degree. She played while I worked my tail off!'
The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, 'Welcome to the conservative's philosophy.'

outlaw256
03-08-2011, 03:04 AM
man that was great!!!. that should be front page on every newspaper in america. everyone in america should read that.

TheYellaBrick
03-08-2011, 07:07 AM
The thing is, it's all so VERY SIMPLE ! Common sense, common decency, common courtesy, 'common' people.......

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