TheYellaBrick
07-04-2010, 08:53 AM
Things
that I found helpful by living this long.
The purpose of fighting is
to win..
The sword is more
important than the shield, and skill is more
important than either... The final weapon is the
brain. All else is
supplemental.
1. Don't
pick a fight with an old
man.
If
he is too old to fight, he'll just kill
you.
2.. If you find
yourself in a fair fight, your tactics
suck.
3. I carry a gun
because a cop is too
heavy.
4.
When seconds count, the cops are just
minutes away.
5. A reporter
did a human-interest piece on the
Texas Rangers.
The reporter recognized the Colt Model
1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him 'Why
do you carry a 45?' The Ranger
responded,
'Because
they don't make a 46.'
6.
The old sheriff was attending an awards
dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his
sidearm. 'Sheriff, I see you have
your pistol. Are you expecting
trouble?' 'No Ma'am. If I were
expecting trouble, I would have brought my
shotgun.'
7. Beware the man
who only carries one gun.
HE
PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!
But
wait, there's more!
I was once
asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the
house. I said I did. She said 'Well
I certainly hope it isn't loaded!' To
which I said, of course it is loaded, it can't
work without bullets!' She then asked,
'Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into
your house?' My reply was, "No not at all.
I am not afraid of the house catching fire
either, but I have fire extinguishers around,
and they are all loaded
too".
that I found helpful by living this long.
The purpose of fighting is
to win..
The sword is more
important than the shield, and skill is more
important than either... The final weapon is the
brain. All else is
supplemental.
1. Don't
pick a fight with an old
man.
If
he is too old to fight, he'll just kill
you.
2.. If you find
yourself in a fair fight, your tactics
suck.
3. I carry a gun
because a cop is too
heavy.
4.
When seconds count, the cops are just
minutes away.
5. A reporter
did a human-interest piece on the
Texas Rangers.
The reporter recognized the Colt Model
1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him 'Why
do you carry a 45?' The Ranger
responded,
'Because
they don't make a 46.'
6.
The old sheriff was attending an awards
dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his
sidearm. 'Sheriff, I see you have
your pistol. Are you expecting
trouble?' 'No Ma'am. If I were
expecting trouble, I would have brought my
shotgun.'
7. Beware the man
who only carries one gun.
HE
PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!
But
wait, there's more!
I was once
asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the
house. I said I did. She said 'Well
I certainly hope it isn't loaded!' To
which I said, of course it is loaded, it can't
work without bullets!' She then asked,
'Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into
your house?' My reply was, "No not at all.
I am not afraid of the house catching fire
either, but I have fire extinguishers around,
and they are all loaded
too".