Three Questions for a Redneck Engineer [Archive]

zipper06

11-12-2009, 08:42 PM

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3 Questions for a Redneck Engineer

Question # 1:
How much does a house weigh?

Question # 2:
How much weight can a rural two-lane bridge Hold???

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AND

Question # 3
WOULD THIS BE COVERED BY
HOME INSURANCE,
CAR INSURANCE,
OR, DOES
IT COME UNDER ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE ???

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