What's the funniest question asked about your car ?

[TheYellaBrick]

With FIRESAFE written all over the bottle...."WOW MAN !! Is that NOSSS !!".........:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee293/Driver_of_Miss_DD/MVC-017F.jpg [/img]

[DirkaDirka]

Thats a good one.

Here is mine.......Man is that a Mustang??
(read front bumper)


http://i687.photobucket.com/albums/vv237/DirkaDirka2009/DSCI0008.jpg

[kw89425]

i can noy make out fire safe on the bottle in that pic

[suicidebomb]

<---What is that? Is that a volkswagon?

[MEMRACING62]

na, its a dodge :wink:

[mopar1968]

Did you build it yourself :?: :?: :roll: :roll: or Will it run :?: :?: :roll: :roll:



''JUST MY TWO CENT'S WORTH''

[Harbone]

I got a question one time..
"where'd you get that did at?"

what???? :lol:

[oldandtired]

"I had one just like that"

Sure you did! Dave

[Scooterz]

"Sir, I need to see your license & registration" "OK, what seems to be the problem officer??".... "Well sir, you need to have street-legal tires for starters"....

[msmisery]

Is it really four wheel drive ?

[BEAST477]

Went to a car show/fund raiser about two weeks ago with a couple friends we took our drag cars and of course a guy comes up starts talking racing, our cars range 9.20-9.40 in 1/4, well sure his runs 9.20's and he drove it there and back home. 40 miles round trip :!: Damn BIG fuel cell. :lol: :lol:

[lookingaround]

i had 2 different people at 2 different times ask me if i had my truck in the mud yet. and this is how high it was setting when they asked.
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j289/ProBlaze/103_0172.jpg

[MEMRACING62]

oh yea! she will go far in the mud :roll: :lol:should have told them it doubles as a boat too :wink:

[I972Nova]

I have had numerous people tell me that they had thought about building a race tow truck. Even had a guy tell me that he was even going to make it a Toyota... One genius told me that he had considered building a cement mixing race truck... :roll: HMMM I doubt that....

http://static.racingjunk.com/63/ui/7/27/6359559251326.jpg

Can you imagine anyone else building one of these???

[curtisreed]

Do you want to race my Miata against your roadster. Right.

Curtis

[Scooterz]

Whered' you get them cheater-slicks?

[cepx111]

I pulled into the gas station last weekend to top off the tank in the suburban, car in tow.
A guy pulls up by me and points at my car number 111 and asks "is that how fast it will go"

I said yeah :shock:

[Tod74]

After getting out of my 72 Chevelle


"Nice Nova...What year is it?" :?

[blowninjected540]

Back in my mud racing days, twisted a driveshaft in two pieces both hanging under the truck, and this guy walks up and says " Is the part that is broke the part that is hanging" DUH!!!

[outlaw256]

53 ford 2dr ranchwagon satin black with electric lincoln interior. " is that a hearse?, i had one just like it. whats all them switches in the console?(seat adjustments), mine was just like it only i put my nos switches closer up front on the console,oh yeah my shifter was a 4 speed on the column. on 2 ever made.mine was the full lenght version. yours must be the one they made just for children. when this goofball first walked up i told him from the start it was a wagon, with electric seats but he just kept on talkin and didnt listen to a word i said

[newjack42]

One of my buddys that helped me work on my dirt mod brought his girl friend out one night. I watched her look all over the drivers side for about 10 minutes and finally i asked her what she was lookin for. she said"where the hell is the door handle to get into this thing" i tired to be nice but i couldnt help from fallin over laughing.

[eddie1963]

my :D econoline 'pickup' was going through the drive through..... the window clerk asked > IF YOU HIT THE BRAKES FAST WILL IT TIP FORWARD???. ofcourse, i said 'YES' and that i had to be real careful, plus, that it had almost tipped forward several times when someone pulled out in front of me. plus was asked several times [ did you make the truck out of a econoline van? ofcourse i said ""YES!!!! by the way the truck was flat black with flames and cragars. 6 banger 3 on the tree just had to be careful stopping THAT IS... AFTER IT TOOK ME 15 MINUTES TO GET TO 55 MPH!!!!!!! LOL say a prayer for the needy!!!!!!!!! and bring the flame jobs back! :( :( :( :o :o :o

[bjuice]

Last time I had The Nova at the track...a good ole southern redneck (with 80's Mullet with bleached tips) came up and said i use to own one Just like that ?..I just sat there on the end of the trailer and watched him....he leaned over my engine and scratched his head and said "WHAT IS IT A 454ci" ?...i said "Nope its a 468ci"....he said WITH A shout.. "I KNEW IT !!!" My 468ci looked Just like that....i looked over at My Buddy and Just grinned....

below is a pic of My Big Chief 632ci,sheet metal Intake with 2 dominaters. Do you see how he got confused thinking it looked like his old "468ci" ?


http://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo354/brianmcswain1/hollywood_pictures_0851.jpg

[kw89425]

i wish my 496 looked like that

[BEAST477]

[quote="bjuice"]Last time I had The Nova at the track...a good ole southern redneck (with 80's Mullet with bleached tips) came up and said i use to own one Just like that ?..I just sat there on the end of the trailer and watched him....he leaned over my engine and scratched his head and said "WHAT IS IT A 454ci" ?...i said "Nope its a 468ci"....he said WITH A shout.. "I KNEW IT !!!" My 468ci looked Just like that....i looked over at My Buddy and Just grinned....

below is a pic of My Big Chief 632ci,sheet metal Intake with 2 dominaters. Do you see how he got confused thinking it looked like his old "468ci" ?


http://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo354/brianmcswain1/hollywood_pictures_0851.jpg[/quote

Yeah Brian, I can see how he got confused. Cause it looks alot like my old 477 except for that funny lookin' intake and all them things that look like brake lines. :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[MEMRACING62]

dem brake lines is ta stop da motor fast :roll: :roll:

[mopar1968]

I had a friend who brought his friend by my garage tonight to pickup a big block Mopar engine i built for him his friend went over to the other part of my garage where my car's are,so we went over, didn't know this guy so don't trust anyone i don't know anyway, he looked at me and said do you race these car's :roll: :roll: Still has number's,times' on side window, then ask do they run :shock: then ask ''Can I Drive One Of Them :lol: :lol: :lol:


''JUST MY TWO CENT'S WORTH''

[MEMRACING62]

should have told him yes, if he brought 30k with to buy it first :wink:

[Tod74]

I was once asked if I was running "NITRO" ...Because a loop of braided fuel line and the fuel filter was visible from the rear of the car...When I said No I am not running "NITRO" the guy grinned and said "Sure...then what's that line coming out of the trunk?"

By the way...the line doesn't come out of the trunk, the stock tank has a sump welded in it(clearly visible) and the braided hose goes from the sump and makes a gradual loop in the rear frame rail then enters the filter...

[oldandtired]

dem brake lines is ta stop da motor fast :roll: :roll:
I knew it!! Brian has invented a Jacob's brake for a race car. He will probably win new product of the year at SEMA this year.
:lol: :lol: :lol: Dave

[fla1976]

At the track, a guy looking at my Vega asked why I didn't race an American car.

[dpassmore]

I must admit mine's legitimate.
They say what is it?Then start making guesses,none of which are correct....

http://passmore.zenfolio.com/img/v2/p352968270-3.jpg

[DirkaDirka]

Ok I give up what is it??

[dpassmore]

It's a hybrid...LOL
Maybe a Hienz 57.....

[dpassmore]

The hints are the headlights,what used to be on the grille,and the battery location which is factory.

[DirkaDirka]

The hints are the headlights,what used to be on the grille,and the battery location which is factory.

Is that the stock engine?? j/k

From what I can tell it kinda looks like a mistubishi emblem used to be on the grill but since I am guessing I know it is wrong.

I have never seen one of these trucks before.

[dpassmore]

Close but no.
Copied and pasted.

The Mazda Rotary Engine Pick up or REPU for short, IS a quick and agile small pick up truck with cargo capcity to hold well over half a ton. In its day it ran circles around the other Japanese imports in ever catagory from braking and handling to its bold and unique exterior apperance.. While other imported trucks at the time owed their interior styling cues to the inside of a refridgerator, the REPU's looked similar to the sportier cues found in cars. But how could they make a 1.3 liter motor with very little torque work in the REPU ? Why thats almost 300cc. smaller than the most anemic little four bangers in the Datsuns and Toyotas at the time. Well as some of you know it worked like magic. Coupled with a 4.6 rearend a 1974 REPU w/4-speed blew the doors of every imported truck of the time in a quarter mile timed event. Yeah, so what you say. Well they then brought out the small block V8 American trucks, lined them up and preceeded to have their doors blown off. Only when they brought out big V8 power (over 400ci.) did they find something that would beat the little hummer. (Pickup,Van &4WD magazine, July 1974.)
The Rotary Pick up was imported to the U.S. starting in 1974 and ending sometime in 1977. I am not sure what Mazda had in mind with this decision but, they didn't send it anywhere else in the world ? They came with only basic factory options like 4 speed ( 5 speed the last two years) or a 3 speed automatic. A/C, center console, rear bumpers, stripes and towing mirrors were dealer options. Mazda manufactured roughly 15,000 of them, most coming in 74 and 75. With many different colors offered in the line up I really can't say how many exterior colors the REPU came in. I do know that for the first couple of years interior color was a choice of either black or white, with tan and blue coming later in production.

[DirkaDirka]

Wow!! I never knew mazda came out with that lil truck. It looks cool.

[kod99]

I picked up my dragster in ND and when I crossed the border I told the Canadian Customs person that there was a dragster in the trailer. She asked if it had air conditioning! I told her it didn't even have windows. Duh!

[nomercyambulance]

They keep asking me if it is a VOLVO.
NO! It's a VeeDub!
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w50/nomercyambulance/06%20Texas%20VW%20Classic/100_4802.jpg

[CamBirdRacing]

I had a guy ask what year Mopar my 68 Firebird was. :oops: :?:

[TheYellaBrick]

They keep asking me if it is a VOLVO.
NO! It's a VeeDub!
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w50/nomercyambulance/06%20Texas%20VW%20Classic/100_4802.jpg

'71 type lll squareback. I had one in my VeeWee days. Built 1830 w/dual Weber 44's, handling package, lowered... Lota fun and you could haul schitt also !

[suicidebomb]

Looks like this one is hauling Jack Shitt :)

[slowmotion]

A guy looked at my altered and said "Cool! Who's dunebuggy?"

[bjuice]

I had a guy ask what year Mopar my 68 Firebird was. :oops: :?:

LMAO !!!!!!!

[slowmotion]

At the track, a guy looking at my Vega asked why I didn't race an American car.

My dad gets the same thing about his Monza. People forget or didn't know Chevy made them or they think its a Mazda. :roll:

[TheRabbit]

The most popular question I get is " What's in it a 383"? I laugh and tell 'em no it's a 632 Chevy, then they ask "what did that come in"??

If I tell someone it has a 454 they think it's bad azz. If I say 632 they just don't pay any attention to that so I just usually tell 'em it has a Big Block Chevy.

[I972Nova]

The other dumb thing people ask me is does the boom work. It is made of aluminum and doesnt look anywhere near being useable...lol...