fla1976
09-23-2009, 04:20 PM
A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful
parrot.
There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.
'Why so little,' she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said,
'Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of
Prostitution & sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.'
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any
way.
She took it home & hung the bird's cage up in her living room & waited
for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, 'New house, new
madam.'
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought 'that's
really not so bad.'
When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw & said,
'New house, new madam, new girls.'
The girls & the woman were a bit offended, but then began to laugh
about the situation considering how & where the parrot had been raised.
Moments later, the woman's husband came home from work.
The bird looked at him & said,
'Hi Keith' :shock:
parrot.
There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.
'Why so little,' she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said,
'Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of
Prostitution & sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.'
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any
way.
She took it home & hung the bird's cage up in her living room & waited
for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, 'New house, new
madam.'
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought 'that's
really not so bad.'
When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw & said,
'New house, new madam, new girls.'
The girls & the woman were a bit offended, but then began to laugh
about the situation considering how & where the parrot had been raised.
Moments later, the woman's husband came home from work.
The bird looked at him & said,
'Hi Keith' :shock: