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ashbros
08-30-2009, 01:10 PM
Your dusk to dawn light just happends to be a replicated statue of your self pi$$ing icles off the roof

http://i555.photobucket.com/albums/jj462/ashbros/ATT122277.jpg

Lets see what you'all can come up with......

This should be interesting...

THERATTLER
08-30-2009, 01:59 PM
http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/229/arlotterywinner.jpg
I LOVE THIS ONE

hollowayshotrods
08-30-2009, 02:11 PM
http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg231/hollowayshotrods/dads%20pictures/hilldalesboat.jpg
:lol: :lol: :lol:

DirkaDirka
08-30-2009, 02:11 PM
How bout this one?............

http://i687.photobucket.com/albums/vv237/DirkaDirka2009/rnlottery.jpg

DirkaDirka
08-30-2009, 02:15 PM
Or this one?........

http://i687.photobucket.com/albums/vv237/DirkaDirka2009/redneckhottub.jpg

Tod74
08-30-2009, 02:31 PM
http://www.mkt-info.com/sandilee/jan2002/Red/Redneck%20Swimming%20Pool.jpg

Harbone
08-30-2009, 03:08 PM
http://thechive.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/rednecks-save-all-8.jpg[/list]

ashbros
08-30-2009, 03:44 PM
http://i555.photobucket.com/albums/jj462/ashbros/ATT122285.jpg

Heading to Bike Week

hollowayshotrods
08-30-2009, 05:22 PM
Dammit Dirka!! Always parking your pleasure craft in the way!! :lol:
http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg231/hollowayshotrods/dads%20pictures/ericsboat.jpg

DirkaDirka
08-30-2009, 05:41 PM
http://i687.photobucket.com/albums/vv237/DirkaDirka2009/need-truck.jpg


Rudy if you need a truck I got one you can borrow??

MEMRACING62
08-30-2009, 05:43 PM
DIRKA, DO YOU PULL THAT FINE BOAT WITH THAT TRUCK? :P

FullTimeRacing
08-30-2009, 05:55 PM
this is how we do it

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/6083/img0133vxa.jpg

DirkaDirka
08-30-2009, 05:58 PM
DIRKA, DO YOU PULL THAT FINE BOAT WITH THAT TRUCK? :P

Its the only way to travel aint it?

DirkaDirka
08-30-2009, 06:00 PM
this is how we do it

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/6083/img0133vxa.jpg

Ok ya'll can keep them there crawdads. I dont want any.

fla1976
08-30-2009, 06:01 PM
http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/2492/seniorscooter.jpg

fla1976
08-30-2009, 06:04 PM
http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/5821/redneckrestarea.jpg

fla1976
08-30-2009, 06:06 PM
http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/1096/redneckdreamhouse.jpg

DirkaDirka
08-30-2009, 06:07 PM
http://i687.photobucket.com/albums/vv237/DirkaDirka2009/red-neck-hunter_01.jpg



Is this how you guys hunt down in the south??

signsbyesa
08-30-2009, 06:08 PM
boy this is a funny post, i have friends that are proud rednecks and
they make the world interesting, i don't have a pic but they made
a bar-b-q pit out of a pinto and would tow it to events and the
original color was green but now it's black, godbless the rednecks :wink:

fla1976
08-30-2009, 06:34 PM
http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/4892/redneckseafood.jpg

DirkaDirka
08-30-2009, 06:53 PM
http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/4892/redneckseafood.jpg


Now that is classic. That is also a very expensive meal right there I tell ya. :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

signsbyesa
08-30-2009, 08:01 PM
thats what i feed my grandkids but im going to cut the franks
to look like that i think the kids would get a big kick out of it :wink:

ashbros
08-30-2009, 09:08 PM
Com'on This is my house

The third video is funny as heck

Lawn Mower Steve Anyone seen these videos on youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNPxIibhcKY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95qZtwJNjxk&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fds_hupE2vQ

DirkaDirka
08-30-2009, 09:34 PM
Com'on This is my house

The third video is funny as heck

Lawn Mower Steve Anyone seen these videos on youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNPxIibhcKY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95qZtwJNjxk&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fds_hupE2vQ


ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I KNOW MY RIGHTS, I KNOW MY RIGHTS...............

hollowayshotrods
08-31-2009, 11:06 AM
http://i687.photobucket.com/albums/vv237/DirkaDirka2009/need-truck.jpg


Rudy if you need a truck I got one you can borrow??

Isn't it sweeeeeet!! It was advertised as a '72 Nova with a 'vette motor and 3/4 racing cam, bought it sight unseen from a redheaded guy in Ohio :shock:

DirkaDirka
08-31-2009, 11:58 AM
http://i687.photobucket.com/albums/vv237/DirkaDirka2009/need-truck.jpg


Rudy if you need a truck I got one you can borrow??

Isn't it sweeeeeet!! It was advertised as a '72 Nova with a 'vette motor and 3/4 racing cam, bought it sight unseen from a redheaded guy in Ohio :shock:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

DirkaDirka
08-31-2009, 02:05 PM
You go to Iraq just to B-B-Q




http://i687.photobucket.com/albums/vv237/DirkaDirka2009/DSC02686.jpg
http://i687.photobucket.com/albums/vv237/DirkaDirka2009/DSC02687.jpg


Sorry guys I tried to make the top pic smaller. But I failed

oldandtired
08-31-2009, 03:35 PM
You go to Iraq just to B-B-Q




http://i687.photobucket.com/albums/vv237/DirkaDirka2009/DSC02686.jpg
http://i687.photobucket.com/albums/vv237/DirkaDirka2009/DSC02687.jpg


Sorry guys I tried to make the top pic smaller. But I failed
Dirka, I see the leg bone, that must be an Iraqian lamb chop!
:lol: :lol:
That's big bucks around Atlanta. Dave

signsbyesa
09-20-2009, 06:13 PM
ok who's house is this :D :wink:
http://www.boners.com/grub/806267.html

suicidebomb
09-20-2009, 09:35 PM
The tiki light, adds to the atmosphere.

BEAST477
09-21-2009, 03:15 AM
Or this one?........

http://i687.photobucket.com/albums/vv237/DirkaDirka2009/redneckhottub.jpg

Hey Dirka, is that a family get together at your place? I bet you're the one in the cowboy hat. Am I close? :lol:

DirkaDirka
09-21-2009, 08:16 AM
Or this one?........

http://i687.photobucket.com/albums/vv237/DirkaDirka2009/redneckhottub.jpg

Hey Dirka, is that a family get together at your place? I bet you're the one in the cowboy hat. Am I close? :lol:

:shock: :shock: Man how did you know?? Who told you? :twisted: :shock: :shock:

BEAST477
09-21-2009, 10:06 AM
Or this one?........

http://i687.photobucket.com/albums/vv237/DirkaDirka2009/redneckhottub.jpg

Hey Dirka, is that a family get together at your place? I bet you're the one in the cowboy hat. Am I close? :lol:

:shock: :shock: Man how did you know?? Who told you? :twisted: :shock: :shock:

Just a hunch. :lol:

cepx111
09-21-2009, 10:38 PM
Did he died?

bluegrassjh
09-29-2009, 10:50 AM
http://i687.photobucket.com/albums/vv237/DirkaDirka2009/red-neck-hunter_01.jpg



Is this how you guys hunt down in the south??



HEY...THAT'S MY DAD!

DirkaDirka
09-29-2009, 05:51 PM
Are you sure?? He is driving a FORD.

bluegrassjh
09-30-2009, 09:04 AM
Are you sure?? He is driving a FORD.

Uhhhh, we borrowed it from the neighbors. I think there's a bowtie underneith that oval.

suicidebomb
09-30-2009, 09:20 AM
Hey, is he one of those"Redneck Special Forces", that I been hearing about?

TheYellaBrick
09-30-2009, 09:28 AM
That's the new Sheriff !! "Shoot everything but the bunny rabbit "

bluegrassjh
09-30-2009, 11:34 AM
Hey, is he one of those"Redneck Special Forces", that I been hearing about?

If I told you...I'd have to kill you, lmao.

THERATTLER
09-30-2009, 12:55 PM
I bet you that he went through them SNIPER TREATMENTS and everything :lol: :lol:

bluegrassjh
09-30-2009, 01:45 PM
Are you sure?? He is driving a FORD.

Uhhhh, we borrowed it from the neighbors. I think there's a bowtie underneith that oval.

And besides that, were used the Ford for target practice. Seems they're good for something after all. :lol:

fla1976
09-30-2009, 03:09 PM
A young Arkansas man goes to a drug store and says
to the pharmacist: 'I got a hot date tonight, an'
I need me some pertekshin.

How much is a pack a' them rubbers
gonna cost me?'

The pharmacist responds: 'A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax.'

'TACKS!' the shocked redneck says. 'Gawd a'mighty, don't they stay on by themselves?'