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THERATTLER
05-25-2009, 02:29 PM
How ALL phones SHOULD be answered!


GOOD MORNING,
WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
............



Please Press '1' for English.

Press
'2' to disconnect until you learn to speak English

hollowayshotrods
05-25-2009, 02:41 PM
Man I wish my wife would let me put that on our business and home phones!!

MEMRACING62
05-25-2009, 04:06 PM
LOVE IT :!: :!: :lol: :lol:

Tod74
05-25-2009, 04:49 PM
Anyone who can't speak English should be booted out....yet then again...half of the kids you run into these days can't speak it ,

TheYellaBrick
05-25-2009, 05:53 PM
Anyone who can't speak English should be booted out....yet then again...half of the kids you run into these days can't speak it ,

Yeah, It's some foreign gibberish that even THEY can't understand let alone write !!

CamBirdRacing
05-26-2009, 05:59 AM
I had a call last night for my house. First thing the guy asked if I spoke spanish. I said no. He tried his best to speak english and asked how much down. I said $79000 no payments. No owner finance. CASH.

suicidebomb
05-26-2009, 07:17 AM
I've been in northern Mexico, a few times. The only Spanish I ever needed was " Dos cervesas frios, porfavor". That and "Gracias". Please excuse my spanish spelling, I can't spell in English very well !!

Tod74
05-26-2009, 10:24 AM
Anyone who can't speak English should be booted out....yet then again...half of the kids you run into these days can't speak it ,

Yeah, It's some foreign gibberish that even THEY can't understand let alone write !!

It's all good Yo,...Don't gotta be hatin' AIYTE...know what I'm saying dawg?

TheYellaBrick
05-26-2009, 02:25 PM
Anyone who can't speak English should be booted out....yet then again...half of the kids you run into these days can't speak it ,

Yeah, It's some foreign gibberish that even THEY can't understand let alone write !!

It's all good Yo,...Don't gotta be hatin' AIYTE...know what I'm saying dawg?

Ummm, no sir, I don't know what you're saying. Would you please speak more clearly, and without sounding like you have a mouth full of marbles. 8)

ashbros
05-27-2009, 08:23 PM
suicidebomb

wtf does that mean. i'm 100 % usa grade a

cepx111
05-27-2009, 11:02 PM
suicidebomb

wtf does that mean. i'm 100 % usa grade a

He wants 2 beers and thank you

suicidebomb
05-28-2009, 03:59 AM
suicidebomb

wtf does that mean. i'm 100 % usa grade a

He wants 2 beers and thank you

Two beers, cold. Thank you. The "cold" part is critical.

ashbros
05-28-2009, 06:39 AM
aaahhhh, hellll ya.....

suicidebomb
05-28-2009, 08:53 AM
Sorry bout dat :!: